Baboon Barr is in desperate need of a flight suit. He is trying to land the plane. Bueller? W? W?

I don’t care if Baboon Barr testifies or not, I just want him to show up because he is supposed to.   Maybe he is awaiting the famous Mission Accomplished banner to go up, or maybe he needs a Flight suit with a crotch sock inserted ( Like W had).

The whole thing is, he has gone waaaaay past his job description and has spun like a top that I had as a kid.  The whole thing makes me wonder what Sessions is thinking. 

I can  just hear Sessions now in his Alabama drawl, “ Daammm  Suh, do you know that you can go to jail?  Suh do ya’ll realize the Bar association can disbar you?  I may be slow Suh but I ain’t stupid.  What does Mr. President have on you?  I assure you, you are a bug under his foot.  He will squash you flat Suh just as soon as ya’ll have landed that there plane.  Have you Suh ever heard of John Dean?  Daaammm.  My thoughts and prayers are with ya General.  I was once important to him, once, but my plane crashed.

As bad as Sessions was, at least he knew he had to show up for judicial inquiry.  He also knew he had to recuse.   What really burns my butt, is that Baboon has no problem with appearing before the senate, just the House where the committe is chaired by the Democrats.   There is no picking and choosing Mr. Baboon which branch of congress you have to answer to.  Show me that paragraph in the constitution.   You know the one the founders in your mind said, “ You only have to answer questions from those you favor and are chairing the party you belong to”.  I haven’t read that.

I find it so ridiculous that Orange Face refers to Joe Biden as sleepy Joe when old Barr can barely slug himself across a room without stopping to take a nap.  Don’t worry though, he is too busy landing planes to answer hard questions.  Good Lord, wouldn’t you hate to think this two legged moving snail was flying a for real plane and trying to land it?   Don’t worry about it Barr.  Rosenstein landed his today.  You are gonna be circling a long time because there are a whole lot of questions that need to be asked.  We will get to you sooner or later but in the meantime  Why don’t you just resign and let us get on with talking to Mueller.

You know, come to think of it, firing Sessions IMO was obstructing justice at this point.   I couldn’t stand the little elf but at least he recused and always showed up.