Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you are perfect in every way !

There are people that are full of themselves.  We have all known one or two but they have never come close to this one.

I mean can you imagine how hard it is to be perfect AND mortal?  He has even had the audacity to try and upstage Jesus Christ.

To know more than all the CIA?  To know more than the lawyers?  To know more than the Generals?  To know more than the preachers?  To know more than anyone else on earth?  Oh the burden it must be to be so full of one’s self that the people have to be so stupid to not see how perfect he is.   Perfect in everyway.

He knows Hillary is a crook.. No matter what the FBI said.

He knows there is no climate change, despite reports from researchers and scientists.

He knows ALL about foreign policy.  Yes, despite the fact the alienation of every American ally is hanging by a thread.

He knows all the facts...despite the truth.

He knows all the best people despite most are going to jail or are already in jail.

He knows how there is a caravan of rapists and dangerous people, despite the fact that they appear to be women and children fleeing oppression.

He knows all about children and separating them from parents even though he has never changed a diaper in his life.

He knows all the judges are crooked, unless he picked them

He knows all women love him despite the abuse he dishs out on them.

He knows all POC love him despite the fact he is a racist and race baiter.

He knows he had the biggest inauguration even if pictures show differently.

He knows all about war yet ran like a chicken away from serving.  

He knows Veterans love him despite he trashes them.

Oh the burden it must be to know all about business and deals after going bankrupt so many times.  

He knows all about golfing despite the fact a country of his Mother’s birth doesn’t want his golf club there.

He is sure he is the best thing that ever walked the earth.

He is sure the day he was born, the earth stood still and marveled at his existence.

He is absolutely sure insults are better than kindness.

Without a doubt, he knows the media is the enemy of the people rather than freedom to inform.

He is absolutely convinced lying is better than truth, wrong is better than right, cheating is better than fair play, betrayal by him is better than loyalty. ( Check any nearby bus and see who is under it.)

Ah, the hard part of all of this perfectness, is not being able to convince one half of the country that unity is better than division and he alone can make the country, a More beautiful, wonderful place.    He wants ALL the country to adore him and his perfection in every way.    BELIEVE HIM.

Are you believing that we have lived under this crazy man for two years and around so many disturbed followers.  Please Mr. Mueller, I am tired of all this winning and beauty and perfection.  Can someone please send this perfect man and his whole administration into exile?  I would laugh at all of these truths that are self evident if it wasn’t so sad and embarassing and dangerous.