Good News...What Trumpcare covers for your health....PIC Heavy

I figured it out.   They wanted to Make America Great Again.  I have found out how.

This is the Health Care for the Richest Nation on Earth.  We will lead the world with  these remedies that we can afford should Trumpcare become law.  Trumpcare will open the doors and create jobs.  I know how.  How long has it been since we were great?  The new jobs will be created by adding all of these things to our medical needs.  Drain the swamp.  Yes.  They did it… We can get rid of big pharma ( which I am not opposed to)  I would have preferred to cut their million dollar ads from TV but you can’t say old Munster wasn’t thinking with this Republican Plan.   He decided to join Trump in draining the swamp BUT...when you drain it...don’t forget to grab this and these other necessary items for healthcare.

Leaches for any infection that is minor…..  

Blood letting when infections are more severe Watch for those old Barber shop symbols…  

Don’t be fooled.  They had us in mind

when they decided to bring this new 

healthcare into place.   We can afford this.   We might die from it but most can afford it with Trumpcare.

Leaches can be found in swamps and drained swamps and under many wet logs.  Grab you up some and use them to suck out minor infection.

Bloodletting was very popular with the Founders.  Yes.. Yes I know George Washington died from it when he contracted pneumonia but it was his time to go.   They are going to bleed us dry anyway so...hey...what the heck.  We actually have to go to a doc to get antibiotics.  

Speaking of Pneumonia and that nasty cough.  Oh my.  We were not left out in the cold...Oh absolutely not.  Trumpcare has it covered.   Sure, for that nasty mucus filled area, there is something Trump Care had in mind.

Yes, it is still illegal but you can make a few bucks on the side and sell it as a Recipe or something for Recreational Purposes.   

MOONSHINE:

That is correct.  100 proof Water of Life Moonshine.

It may not cure your cough but you won’t give a

shit if you have a nagging cough.

Cough due to cold or other pain related problems

Did you say you have pain?   Oh well...MAD DOG 20/20 can cover minor pain.  Cheap and not illegal.  Moonshine may cost a little more with the still and all so MD 20/20 can give you a major headache but hey you still won’t care.  Trumpcare thinks that we are feeling entitled so don’t be so picky wanting that Don Pierreon 

For those already fighting some form of alcohol problems, I think Trump Care would recommend

Bayer Aspirin.  That will also work for Birth control.  The aspirin is also good for minor 

aches and pains along with circulation but it may cause 

stomach upset so don’t forget the pepto bismol.

Place carefully between the knees and unless removed...I guarantee you, no unwanted pregnancies.  A mechanical device might work as well but for human interaction, it is easier to conceal an aspirin than lug around a cucumber or device

Did you say you needed to see your audiologist because you can’t hear?   Trump has you covered.

Are you handy with wood?  Do you have a friend or neighbor who is handy in woodworking.  Here comes your first job creation.  Yes siree.  The seniors who cannot afford insurance under Trumpcare are covered.  Whittle them out this little jewel that has been used for ages.  This won’t correct their loss of hearing but by golly they will probably be able to hear the phone ring.

Set up a little workbench out in the yard and start pumping these little hearing devices out for Granny.  Make enough of these and I guarantee you, you may not need that shot of wine, but will probably need the aspirin for pain when it’s bedtime.  You will be tuckered out.  

The wooden hearing horns just need to be

whittled and made larger where this elite dude

has some sort of fancy funnel at the end.  You don’t need that.  He must want to hear the crickets.  Selfish, elitist, that one is.  He thinks he has to have the upscaled version.  Wood will work.

This is upscale when a wooden one will suffice and cheaper to make.

Ears are not the only thing bothering we senior citizens.   Can’t see as well as you used to?  Well Trumpcare encourages this I am sure.   What else is it good for other than seeing things that is hard to see?

YOU guessed it.  The Magnificent, beautiful and handy Magnifying Glass.

Don’t you get tired of looking in your purse or wearing glasses on your head?

Aren’t you tired of having that glass purse pressing against your chest or the chain around your neck.  How about those flimsy frames.  Well problem solved.  The magnifying glass is big enough to see in the purse and you can feel for the handle and not worry about items crushing the lens.  That’s right and you don’t need a doctor to get a prescription and you adjust the strength so you don’t have to keep going up in strength from 1.25 reading glasses to 3.75….Just adjust your arm length to where you can see.  If corrective lenses cannot help then you may have to go without 2 meals for several weeks and save up and go to the eye clinic  on the sliding scale.  

If anyone has pink eye I hear Buttermilk on loaf bread applied to the eyes work very well.   I don’t know if it clears the infections but it is probably soothing to the eye area.

Got a bee sting?  Hornets homing in?  Can’t afford an epi pen.  Know a smoker?  

Well I know this actually does work if you don’t have allergies to bee stings or did when I was a youngster.   Tobacco.   Grab that cigarette, and pull it out of the pack  chew the tobacco with spit and apply it on the sting after the stinger is pulled out.   The tobacco pulls out the poison.   So grab a pack of Winston and tend to those stings.  This is only if you are not allergic.   I don’t know what to tell you if a spider gets you… Since I have been bee stung this is pre exisiting conditions so I would not get emergency services but hey I am trying to help here.   Spider?  Maybe apple cider vinegar.. I dunno.  I will not be responsible for the treatment of spider bites.   Check with a vet, preferably a horse doctor or something.  I know mosquitos can be warded off with Avon’s skin so soft and Witch Hazel.

Are you or your loved one about to have a baby?

Well..no prenatal care for you as under that raggedy ACA healthcare plan.

You must stock up on every iron pill known to man.  Take your iron and calcium pills and vitamins daily.   You might want to stock up on Blood pressure cuffs

and stay very hydrated.   Once you start feeling some pain when the time is due then be sure to have your trusted coach handy and learn to breathe and if you are lucky enough to know a hypnotist call them and then the midwives trained or not can take over.   You may want to save up for a trained Midwife but in case you are unable to do so, if anyone who has had more than three kids is available, make friends and ask them to help deliver the baby.   Do you know a Cabbie?  Make friends with the crew down at the firestation.  I don’t suggest you call the police.

So many are known for shooting first and asking what the problem is later, especially if you are a person of color.  Forget calling the paramedics, they will just take you to a hospital where you will be dumped in the parking lot when the hospital finds out you are on Trumpcare or uninsured.  Pregnancy is a pre existing condition.

Any brand will do for spit on tobacco to pull poison from bee sting

So this brings us to surgery.  Well what can I say?  Do you know anyone that served as a medic in the military?  How about a doc who has had their license revoked and needs some drinking money?   If Trumpcare goes into effect I suggest you try and make as many friends as you can who have dropped out of medical school or at least take up something that requires many trips to an animal hospital.  Get a pet snake or guinea pig and make sure it has many well checks and don’t be afraid to ask the vet over for a slice of pie or slip them an extra 20 after leaving their office.   This just might mean the difference between life and death.   They have studied medicine and can use a scapel.   This might be a good time to talk to your kids and friends about studying medicine and finding something in the medical field even if it is an aide.  They at this point probably have so much student debt ...a job in the medical field is very important.  If you are constipated ….enemas still work and x lax  is still pretty cheap.   

Learn to sew.  You never know when you might need to stitch something up.   I heard they use cat intestines for stitches but I do not recommend looking for deceased pooties as an aid for your cuts.   Maybe fishing line will work.  I don’t recommend regular staples.

Well that is about it .   Welcome to the Republican plan for you.  These are just a few ideas for you to keep in mind.  The woodworking business can also be useful for making wooden teeth.  You need to go to Lowes and purchase plyers and be sure  to have some of the moonshine handy.   The Shine can also be used as an antiseptic but I would stock up on antibacterial hand cleaner and soap and rubbing alcohol for cleaning hands and tools.   If you are in a state where medical marijuana is legal, the pot will work on depression and anxiety I understand.   If you break a leg I suggest you look up someone who is handy with making slings and find someone who can set the break.  Keep in mind..Trumpcare will NOT pay for emergency services.  I guess under some of these circumstances, if you have a serious medical emergency, the best thing to do is get in your car, if insured and crash a tree but not too hard but hard enough to get you seen at a hospital where your car insurance will pay for your medical emergency.

That’s it.  Welcome to Trumpcare !  After all of this...are you not inspired to kick those assholes out of office who voted for that vile piece of legislation and show up at townhalls??????????  Never forget ..it all boils down to these words of warning…

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