Bwaaaa ! No Phil, all you will have is another wet Duck. Nothing will change simply by dunking a man in water. Good Grief, these people have Dynasties?
Really? I am sure there are many liberals who believe in baptism and would love to submerge you in water. You can get baptized and to make sure it takes, a complete submerging while the entire book of Matthew is read. Come on in the water is fine. ( just for shit and giggles.. been way too serious around here).
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Show some bipartianship and allow a liberal help wash your sins away. Oh ye of little faith. If God is on your side, what could possibly go wrong?
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